Ever bought a job lot of chickens of Ebay?

Yeah I did once. However the feathers got stuck in the wrapping tape and the wings got caught in the letter slot.Then the Post Office said they were dangerous goods and could cause an explosion in a planes cargo hold so they had to send them by road and its such a long way for them to walk. I'm still waiting. Got the coop and hen house ready an everything. The cats taken it over now. I wonder how far the chickens have got???